Κυριακή, 8 Νοεμβρίου 2009

Complaints Department of the Hellenic Center for Infectious Diseases Control

Citizen trying to submit a request
By SAR Rawicz



- Is this KE.EL.PN.O?

- Erm, no why.

- Well for a start there's that sign on the Door, plus that bloody great sign nailed to the wall behind you saying 'KE.EL.P.NO'...

- Ah, well, actually we're not officially KE.EL.P.NO.

- So what are you?

- Hmmm, tough one, people call us all sorts really.

- Are you Shut?

- Yes, very.

- You are shut?

- Oh, sorry, i thought you asked if we we're sh*t! No, we're not shut.

- Well, i have a complaint I'd like to make.

- Sorry, we don't deal with complaints here.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, why.

- Just that sign on your desk says complaints Department... Plus I was told to come here and speak to you directly.

- So, who told you to come here?

- Everybody did.

- Oh, I see. Unfortunately I'm very busy at the minute so I can't help you.

- Busy doing what?

- Well, this Frappe isn't drinking itself now is it?

- Anyway, I'd like to hand in this request.

- You can't.

- Why the hell not, its your own procedure that states I can, that's why I'm here.

- Ok, then, we can't because it means someone will probably have to do something, plus the details revealed will probably show how incompetent we all are, that's why not.

- Well, actually that's partly what the request is for anyway, we know your useless, we'd just like it in writing.

- What's it about?

- Its detailing how people have been unlawfully screwing money out of the State, your Ministry actually.

- Really, Interesting stuff, anyone I might know.

- I have a sneaky feeling you do...

Based on his own experience...

http://kallia-xa.blogspot.com/2009/11/act-up-drase-hellas-how-non.html

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