By SAR Rawicz
- Is this KE.EL.PN.O?
- Erm, no why.
- Well for a start there's that sign on the Door, plus that bloody great sign nailed to the wall behind you saying 'KE.EL.P.NO'...
- Ah, well, actually we're not officially KE.EL.P.NO.
- So what are you?
- Hmmm, tough one, people call us all sorts really.
- Are you Shut?
- Yes, very.
- You are shut?
- Oh, sorry, i thought you asked if we we're sh*t! No, we're not shut.
- Well, i have a complaint I'd like to make.
- Sorry, we don't deal with complaints here.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, why.
- Just that sign on your desk says complaints Department... Plus I was told to come here and speak to you directly.
- So, who told you to come here?
- Everybody did.
- Oh, I see. Unfortunately I'm very busy at the minute so I can't help you.
- Busy doing what?
- Well, this Frappe isn't drinking itself now is it?
- Anyway, I'd like to hand in this request.
- You can't.
- Why the hell not, its your own procedure that states I can, that's why I'm here.
- Ok, then, we can't because it means someone will probably have to do something, plus the details revealed will probably show how incompetent we all are, that's why not.
- Well, actually that's partly what the request is for anyway, we know your useless, we'd just like it in writing.
- What's it about?
- Its detailing how people have been unlawfully screwing money out of the State, your Ministry actually.
- Really, Interesting stuff, anyone I might know.
- I have a sneaky feeling you do...
Based on his own experience...
http://kallia-xa.blogspot.com/2009/11/act-up-drase-hellas-how-non.html
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